HELP~ my mom is exploiting my innocence xD

by making me wash the dishes and by folding the clothes AHHHHHH~ i feel so taken advantage of !!!!!
all because i told her that i am going to lead a holy and sanctified life LOLS!!!!
then she was like
" okay , holy and sanctified right? wash the dishes hor! ohoh and go fold the clothes on the way " =.=
shouldnt have told her..
u noe sumtimes i just go up to my mom just to tell her stuff. like

mom: *cooking stuff in the kitchen*
me: *walks up* mummy is my hair soft today?*walks off*
OR

mom: *cooking stuff in the kitchen*
me: *walks up* mummy today i feel HAPPY *walks off*

OR
mom: *cooking stuff in the kitchen*
me: *walks up* mummy i like sweets *walks off*

you get the idea.
then i did the same thing but i said " mummy, im going trying to be holy and sanctified. you know how i was holy and sanctified today? i used the traffic light instead of jaywalking *big grin*"

then my mom thought for a while then said " okay , holy and sanctified right? wash the dishes hor! ohoh and go fold the clothes on the way "

see! my mom exploits my innocence RAWRR!
i should have walked away straight after i told her that =.=

green tea rocks
and there is absolutely no harm in me drinking it cuz im not a guy
lalaalalalalalalalalalal~
i think if i see a guy drinking green tea i will laugh like siao. HOHOHO funny i can picture myself standing in the midst of orchard road laughing a some poor guy hu happened to be drinking a bottle of polka green tea. then after i finish my laughing fit i will walk up to the guy (probably glaring at me angrily cuz i laughed at him) and educate him on the harmful effects that green tea would have on him, after the oh-so educative (is there such a word?) lesson, he will thank me so much and be so grateful to me cuz i saved his productivity (LOLS) from further damage. then he will take out a $500 dollar note and hand it to me and kowtow to me 3 times before going off. since im in orchard road confirm got a lot of ppl see what happened then they will all clap for me and give me lots of money cuz i have educated them on the harmful effects greentea has on guys.
after that i will go on a shopping spree with all the money !!!!!!!! woot

okae that was pretty far -fetched.

nvm i like my thinking. somehow i think that all things can lead to me going on a shopping spree with loads of money ..